90.) UN CHISTE GRACIOSO = A FUNNY JOKE "A CHICK WITH LONG LEGS"

"A funny joke" "A chick with long legs"  "Chick" significa "un pollito", pero en inglés coloquial, significa una "Tía" (buena)

A man walks up to the bar with an 1. ) ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the 2.) bartender asks for their 3.) order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and 4.) turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The bartender 5.) pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man 6.) reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact 7.) change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have 8.) the same. 9.) "Once again the man 10.) puts his hand into his 11.) pocket and pays with exact change.  This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter 12.) again. 13.) "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's 14.) close to 15.) last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man 16.) pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The bartender can't 17.) hold back his curiosity 18.) any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you 19.) manage to always 20.) come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I 21.) rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two 22.) wishes. My first wish was that if I 23.) ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the 24.) right amount of money will be there." "That's brilliant!" says the bartender. 25.)"Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want  for as long as you live! 26.)"That's right! 27.) Whether it's a liter of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. "That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, 28.) what's with the ostrich?"  The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a 29.) chick with long legs." Source:  www.coolfunnyjokes.com Vocabulary 1. Ostrich = avestruz 2. Bartender  = barman 3. Order  = pedido 4. Turns to = se gira 5. Pours = sirve 6. Reaches into his pocket  =  mete la mano en su bolsillo 7. Change = cambio 8. The same  = lo mismo 9. Once again  =  de nuevo 10. Puts his hand = mete la mano  11. Pocket  = bolsillo 12. Again = de nuevo 13. The usual  = lo de siempre 14. Close = cerca de 15. Last call = última copa 16. Pulls the exact change out  =  saca el cambió exacto 17. Hold back  = contener  18. Any longer  = ya no mas 19. Manage = consigues 20. Come up with = sacar 21. Rubbed =  froté 22. Wishes  =  deseo 23. Ever = alguna vez 24. Right  amount  =  cantidad exacta 25. Most people = la mayoría de la gente 26. That´s right = así es / correcto 27. Whether  = da igual si es 28. What´s with = a que viene 29. Chick =  pollito o"tía buena"     El gran Elvis canta esta canción"Long legged girl" = La chica de piernas largas  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u5OZ0YoWuo Lyrics                                                           Translation by ajm All right                                                              Está bien I've been thumbing rides travelling light        He estado haciendo autostop y viajando lijero Walked the streets till past midnight            Andado las calles hasta pasada media noche Tramping roads, trails and lanes                  Pateando carreteras, caminos y carriles Scaling cliffs, fields and plains                     Trepando precipicios, campos y llanuras Searching till the early dawn                       Buscando hasta el amanecer For that long legged girl                             Por esa chica de piernas largas with the short dress on                             llevando el vestido corto Riding trucks, bikes and skis                       Montando camiones, motos y esquís Sailing lakes and brooks and seas                Navegando lagos y arroyos y mares Driving wagons, cars and jeeps                   Conduciendo carros, coches y jeeps Walking stilts in ten foot leaps                    Caminando sobre zancos dando saltos de diez pies Searching till the early dawn                       Buscando hasta el amanecer For that long legged girl                             Por esa chica de piernas largas with the short dress on                              con el vestido corto And everywhere I go                                 Y a donde voy she's been and gone                                  ella ha estado y se ha ido She's fine, it's just too bad                         Ella está bien, simplemente es una mala suerte she's the travelling kind                              que ella le gusta viajar So fine, I just can't rest till I                       Así que, no puedo descansar hasta que yo  make her mine                                          la hago mía I've been from Maine to Tennessee,             He estado de Maine a Tennessee,  Mexico from Wahkiki                                  Mejico desde Wahkiki Rain or shine, sleet or snow                        Aunque llueva o salga el sol, aguanieve o nieve Searching high, searching low                     Buscando arriba, buscando abajo Everything depends upon                           Todo depende de That long legged girl with                           Esa chica de pernas largas   the short dress on                                    llevando el vestido corto She's fine, it's just too bad she's the travelling kind                              "                   "              " So fine, I just can't rest till I make her mine I've been from Maine to Tennessee, Mexico from Wahkiki Rain or shine, sleet or snow Searchin' high, searching low Everything depends upon                            "                   "              " That long legged girl with the short dress on The long legged girl with the short dress on                               "                   "              "