69.) A FUNNY JOKE = UN CHISTE GRACIOSO: "THE TALKING PARROTS"

The Talking Parrots  =  Los Loros Parlachines

A 1.) lady 2.) approaches her 3.) priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two 4.) female talking 5.) parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest 6.) inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some 7.) fun?'"  "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. 8.) Bring your two female parrots 9.) over to my house and I will put them with my two 10.) male talking parrots 11.) whom I 12.) taught to 12.) pray and read the bible. My parrots will 14.) teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will 15.) learn the 16.) joys of 17.) praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responded.  The next day the woman 18.) brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are 19.) holding the 20.) rosary beads and praying in their 21.) cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to 22.) have some fun?"  One male parrot 23.) looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, 24.) "Put the beads away, brother. Our 25.) prayers have been 26.) answered!" Vocabulary 1. Lady  = Señora 2. Approaches  = Se acerca 3. Priest  =  Cura 4. Female  =  Hembra 5. Parrots  =  Loros 6. Inquired  =  Preguntó 7. Fun  =  Diversión 8. Bring =  Traer 9. Over  =  A 10.Male  = Macho 11.Whom  =  A quien 12.Taught  = Enseñé 13.Pray  =  Rezar 14.Teach  = Enseñar 15.Learn = Aprender 16.Joys  = Alegrías 17.Praise and worship = Alabanza y adoración 18.Brings = Trae 19.Holding  = Sujetando 20.Rosary beads  = Rosario 21.Cage = Jaula 22.Have some fun  = Divertirse 23.Looks over  = Le mira 24.Put the beads away, brother  = Guarda el rosario, hermano 25.Prayers = Oraciones 26.Answered = Contestadas